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Prince Of The 404 · 01-14-2014, 09:42 AM

You ever see those infomercials on vacuum-sealing food? You know....those ones you watch at 2:45 in the morning, naked and eating an entire box of Little Debbie swiss rolls? Not because you particularly like them, and you'd rather have some cosmic brownies (also by LD) but because it's the only thing available in the house and you don't want to get up and drive 5.8 miles to the truck stop next to the Interstate to grab BAR-B-Q Fritos, Cinnamon rolls and a Slurpee because that prostitute Candy Jenkins is always asking you for $7 dollars and you have to roll whatever loose change you have in your pocket in the opposite direction to make her chase after it so you can get away?

Yeah, me too, ALL the time.

Glad we could reach a connection point early on by finding an experience I'm sure at one point in time that we've all shared.

Thanks and see you around.

.P404.

01-14-2014, 09:42 AM	#1
Prince Of The 404 Ronco Haunts Me Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Freeharlotsville Posts: 9	Noobsauce In Your Grill! You ever see those infomercials on vacuum-sealing food? You know....those ones you watch at 2:45 in the morning, naked and eating an entire box of Little Debbie swiss rolls? Not because you particularly like them, and you'd rather have some cosmic brownies (also by LD) but because it's the only thing available in the house and you don't want to get up and drive 5.8 miles to the truck stop next to the Interstate to grab BAR-B-Q Fritos, Cinnamon rolls and a Slurpee because that prostitute Candy Jenkins is always asking you for $7 dollars and you have to roll whatever loose change you have in your pocket in the opposite direction to make her chase after it so you can get away? Yeah, me too, ALL the time. Glad we could reach a connection point early on by finding an experience I'm sure at one point in time that we've all shared. Thanks and see you around. .P404.