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Gravdigr · 01-07-2014, 01:53 PM

Well, the new hires in my neck o' the woods are dumber than shit.

Twice, I've been 'stopped' in the local park. Once for being in the park after closing time. I asked him for the time, "8 minutes after 11[pm]", he replied. Then I asked him what time the park closes, to which he correctly replied "Midnight." He figured that one out on his own. The other time, I was parked (in a parking spot, in the park) in GrandCherokeeOne watching the squirrels in broad daylight (2:30pm-ish), when a cop car stops behind me, and the dude told me straight out he was fucking with me because I was in the vehicle alone. WTF? "What crime am I committing by sitting here by myself?" His reply, "Well, none, but--" "Then why are you fucking with me?" The very next words out of his mouth were "Sir, would you step out of the vehicle? Can I search the vehicle?" "No, you do not have permission to search my vehicle. Am I free to go?" "Sir, you are not being detained, you are free to leave at any time."

I left. After he moved his car.

01-07-2014, 01:53 PM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Well, the new hires in my neck o' the woods are dumber than shit. Twice, I've been 'stopped' in the local park. Once for being in the park after closing time. I asked him for the time, "8 minutes after 11[pm]", he replied. Then I asked him what time the park closes, to which he correctly replied "Midnight." He figured that one out on his own. The other time, I was parked (in a parking spot, in the park) in GrandCherokeeOne watching the squirrels in broad daylight (2:30pm-ish), when a cop car stops behind me, and the dude told me straight out he was fucking with me because I was in the vehicle alone. WTF? "What crime am I committing by sitting here by myself?" His reply, "Well, none, but--" "Then why are you fucking with me?" The very next words out of his mouth were "Sir, would you step out of the vehicle? Can I search the vehicle?" "No, you do not have permission to search my vehicle. Am I free to go?" "Sir, you are not being detained, you are free to leave at any time." I left. After he moved his car. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.