Hey, wait a minute. God gets 2 birthdays on Earth: one on Christmas and one on New Year's? Is that fair? We were created in His image but we only get one birthday. This sort of thing could get out of hand you know. Some Third Person might come along and lay claim to yet another birthday, like Valentine's Day or something, just because they're in the Spirit for another celebration. I don't want to encourage that sort of thing; so, I'll just wish Happy Birthday to anonymous ...
D'oh!