a 'cellar engorged' might also raise an eyebrow or two at the College as well - you'd get away with it in a Carry On film though.
talking of which, from Carry On Henry there are a couple of mottoes:
"Non Crapito Suum Januum" (Don't shit on your own doorstep), or
"Non Fartum Contra Tornatum" (Don't fart against a thunderstorm).
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