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jaguar · 03-24-2004, 10:25 AM

As far as I'm aware most of Europe has been in decline for a fair while. Not really sure on the US.

Reminds me of an old joke. A guy goes to Northern Ireland for a holiday. Goes into a pub in a seedy part of town one night. He's sipping on a pint at the bar when suddenly he feels the cold sensation of a gun barrel on the back of his neck:

He hears the guy say: Catholic or Protestant? He has no idea what part of town he's in so no idea what the 'correct' answer is. After a second's thinking:
Buddhist.

03-24-2004, 10:25 AM	#26
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	As far as I'm aware most of Europe has been in decline for a fair while. Not really sure on the US. Reminds me of an old joke. A guy goes to Northern Ireland for a holiday. Goes into a pub in a seedy part of town one night. He's sipping on a pint at the bar when suddenly he feels the cold sensation of a gun barrel on the back of his neck: He hears the guy say: Catholic or Protestant? He has no idea what part of town he's in so no idea what the 'correct' answer is. After a second's thinking: Buddhist. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain Last edited by jaguar; 03-24-2004 at 10:28 AM.