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Originally Posted by Lamplighter
A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the
scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back.
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I once saw god claim he could pull a rabbit out of his hat. Unfortunately it was a wrong hat.
You probably know him. His name is Bull. His uncle is Rip Van Winkle.
By performing two more tricks, then the church will make him a Saint. If he also accidentally becomes Pope, then the Church will expedite his canonization
Where does one buy clothing and equipment to become a Saint? I'd ask god. But gods do not talk. They are too almighty to answer questions from us or the press.