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NSA gathering intel on our secret society in the cellar. I think I hear the black helicopters (they sound different from the green ones). This started after I posted about the Elvis impersonators sending ricin to the president and the black market body parts. Oh yeah, don't forget the State representative talking about screwing a moose on the court house steps.
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Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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