[Sundae]

Just to clarify, Diz gave himself stomach probs from eating my wrapping paper.
The piece with purple sparkle with it was in his tray. As have been subsequent scraps.

But he always goes cat-shit crazy when he's done one; that's what usually wakes me up, although that particular time of the morning is not his normal schedule.
He belts around the house and up and down the stairs a couple of times.
Then he came to me for comfort and to hide in the bed infused with my smell.
But he's never been very good at cleaning himself. Not a prob when he does a normal solid one. Different when it's a wrapping paper special. No sparkles outside the tray, or even poop, just skidmarks.

So his dirty protest ended up on my pillowcase, a cushion cover, his furry igloo cushion and my onesie. Which I discovered bit by bit. It's like having a child vom mostly in the toilet but slashing a bit around; you got the thing, you can't take it back for a refund now. Not after seven years.