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Can I just be the Moana Lisa here?
Why do pizzas have to be all about one thing?
Italian pizzas (in Italy) are very, very different, but even they are not all about one thing. Or if they are, it's a yummy thing. BTW eggs on pizza are gorge... if they look cooked!

I do not want a Meast Feast. I want onions on there, some pinepple.
I do not want the only standard option including anchovies to be a Catch of the Day where all you get is fish and sliced tomatoes.
I quite fancy Tandoori Chicken from time to time, but not some sort of gimmicky Curry pizza, or as a Chicken Special pizza.

And yes, I can build my own, only to find that I one of my choices is my sauce (free change on menu), the FSMing sauce! And it works out twice as expensive all round, becuse the standard pizzas have about four toppings and the Make Your Own only allows you four. I guess they put the people who can read on the MYO and they are on a higher wage.

ALSO - if I substitute 2x veg for 2x meat why have I reached my limit?
Surely onions are cheaper than tuna?!

This thread reveals the following
- I have not had pizza for far too long
- I think about things way too much
- I have not had sex for far too long
- Pizza companies are like, really unfair

All of which I think y'all knew.