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xoxoxoBruce · 10-01-2013, 10:42 PM

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.

His wife screams at him as his friend listens in. “My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?

“Because he’s thinking of getting married.”

10-01-2013, 10:42 PM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife screams at him as his friend listens in. “My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for? “Because he’s thinking of getting married.” __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.