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Were-pandas have sex too infrequently.
I'd rather make a change when I make a change.
Were-Diz of course.
Even less exy-sexy but the better sense of smell and hearing, and knowing why he occasionally poops behind the sofa rather than in his clean tray would be priceless. Oh and I'd go and taunt the yappy dogs next door, so that maybe their owners would get rid of the noisy sods.
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