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Old 09-25-2013, 02:51 PM   #14
Clodfobble
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
 
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On the other hand, "undertoad" is. The most popular definition is roughly what one would expect, referencing The World According to Garp.

The second definition, however...

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(noun) A wrinkly toad that lives in disgusting woman's vagina. If a penis penetrates a vagina inhabited by an undertoad, it is at risk of being bitten off, eaten, and/or savagely mauled. Most undertoad have rows of many razor-sharp teeth, the better to ravage upon your male genitalia and/or objects of pleasure.

Broman: ew, ugh, dude, that chick last night had an undertoad. almost got my dick bit off.

Brosephine: i almost got an undertoad once. turns out i was just giving birth to a small baby shark.
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