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Originally Posted by orthodoc
So what pornography did you encounter in your day today?
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Only in my dream last night.
There was a roller-derby-esque lady whispering seductively in my ear and occasionally letting a tongue flick in.
And I was conflicted because I was engaged to Mark Gatiss and although I knew he was gay, he seemed like my best bet for future happiness.
I did wake up feeling both hot and bothered and strangely secure though.
There's an apocryphal story of a new female medical recruit who is annoyed off when the crusty old Doctor training her sends her out for bacon and pencils and she bridles because she thinks she's been sent out for his shopping as she is a young woman. Then witnesses the removal of a guinea worm and realises perhaps she didn't know everything after all (the uppity bitch).
It's all teh disgust anyway.