Please shush.
The Cellar and the ads on YouTube are conspiring to make me want a burger.
And not a healthy, blood-enriching, home-made burger either.
A fast food, make it as cheap as you can, full speed ahead to cholesterol central burger.
Just one wouldn't hurt?
Yes it would.
Because i have no money for a burger so I would have to involve myself in at least petty crime to get one.
You want to write to me in prison?
No. Didn't think so.
Send McDonalds gift vouchers, stat.
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