You would not want to fuck outside today.
The rain is sheeting against the windows.
Showers?
They got that right, it's like being outside a shower cubicle that's running full blast.
Bank Holiday weekend. Quel surprise.
It means nothing to our household in terms of having time off, we're all a permanent fixture at present. But I'd at least like to walk.
Even if I offset the 3 mile round trip to big Tesco by buying a cheese pretzel or cheese twist sometimes
