When we lived in Dallas, in the summer, we said we could tell which way the wind was blowing by the mosquito-bites.
Dallas mosquito-bites did not hurt/itch much, but bites from mosquitoes that
blew in from Houston (the south) hurt and then itched for hours afterward.
One of our favorite jokes was along the lines of...
The first mosquito says: "Shall we eat him here or take him back to Houston"
The second mosquito says: "Here ! At home, the big guys will take him away from us."
