"We only want to look into your anal cavity, we have no desire to look into your pee pee hole, sir."
People need to start defecating and urinating during these searches with an apology of "I was nervous" speaking as someone who has really cleaned up more than enough poop and pee accidents I'm fairly certain that they'll decide they'd cleaned up enough poo and pee.
Or not.
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The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs
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