[Sundae]

Two things, both pretty childish.

Qestion on the quiz I watch every evening with the 'rents - some questions are harder than others and it's sometimes a case of speed over substance.

"A stuffed crust pizza is usually filled with what?"
Me and my poor hearing, and the fact the question was answered suitable fast made me swear he replied, "Jizz."

The onther night, we had a Police helicopter circling overhead. Crime can happen anywhere of course, but we always immediately think of the Younfg Offenders institute up the road. Which has an evil repuutation within the prison community apparently.

Anyway, Mum comes down in her nightie.
"Can you hear that helicopter circling?" she says.
"Yes," says I, "have you come to put the chain lock on?"
"No," says my nosey mother, AND WALKS OUTSIDE IN HER NIGHTIE TO GET A BETTER LOOK!"
"You'd be great in a horror film, Mum," I tell her, not unkindly.
When she goes back to bed I put the chain lock on, double check the back door and draw down the kitchen blind. Just in case.

It did make me giggle to myself though.