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I finally had a chance to read the entire article. So Delta Gamma girls are the assigned drunk whores for Sigma Nu guys. Well done, girls, BE PROUD! Your mothers fought for your right to be a drunk whore - or maybe they thought they were fighting for your right to be respected and have equal opportunities in life, I'm not sure. But hey. I'm sure being a Sigma Nu whore will help you network and succeed in your career. Go greeks.

So glad I went to university in Canada. I got to just, like, study, you know? And publish papers and shit. If someone like the fucking idiot who wrote that email had gotten in my face, she'd have learned an entirely new definition for cunt punt. Into the Rideau Canal, through the ice, girlfriend.