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Old 04-03-2013, 01:11 PM   #567
infinite monkey
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It looks like one of those pots where you shove liquids up your nose.

I am going to invent a system that runs a regular everyday garden hose (or maybe a fire hose, for the real hypochondriacs) through a salt block, then attaches into your ass (this is the engineering part where I'm, um, stuck on the design details...maybe like a funnel shape with outwardly turned ridges so it keeps it in?) Turn the water on high, and clear out every passage you have. And some you didn't know you had.
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