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This is what evangelicals call "a personal relationship", by which they mean that Cheesus has become their boyfriend or best mate.
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This is literal, by the way. There are certain books which encourage followers to consider Jesus their first love, and write him actual love-letters. When I am faced with this sort of thing, the only thing I can think of is the South Park episode where Cartman becomes a best-selling Christian singer simply by taking erotic love songs and replacing every
you and
baby and
girl with "Jesus."