This morning my toast was burnt to a cusp, so it's not impossible she was born on the crisp.
I have a friend who claims he has lysdexia, but he's always trying to increase his word power and throw a few three dollar words into the conversation, usually with about 30% accuracy. He is so earnest and really trying hard I don't have the heart to correct him. It's an insecurity with him. Also they are not as funny as your friend's mistakes.
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