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Old 03-22-2013, 08:38 AM   #11
infinite monkey
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Originally Posted by glatt View Post
I mean, who actually buys succotash? It just comes on your tray in the school cafeteria.
I know, right?

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble View Post
Well hang on then, I was wrong--I thought "succotash" was "sucralose."

I assumed that having "bath mat" on there just meant she shopped for groceries at a WalMart.
I think it was an Aldi trip. My friend wouldn't know from 'sucralose.'

This is my buddy who uses the wrong words a LOT. I write them down. Yes, she knows about it. We have quite the laugh when I pull out my old notes. Maybe we're just acting juvial. But she made out like a banshee on free beers at our grocery list session. Don't forget, to slander someone is ethnically wrong. She has a short extensions span, cannot diaphragm a sentence, and has one of those fans that ovulates.

But I love her. She is really funny.
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