From the Menu Of Flying Spaghetti Monster, second page, Lunch Specials, just below the splodge of Carbonara:
Quote:
Yea verily and I say unto thee: The cheese of the cottage that is without fat is unholy and sucketh of the ass. The cheese of the swiss is holy and mustest thou smite before thee all those who would unfatten it. Let not thine enemies, enemas or anenomes create false cheeses, nor let them preach of fruit. Henceforth Fr**t shall be known as the F word.
Ramen (with a little grated full fat cheddar or colby jack.)
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