That chart of ABV reminds me of the time I went to the local Safeway and bought a 40 oz Hurricane to kill slugs in our garden. It was the cheapest and smallest quantity of beer I could find in the store. I had a couple other random things on the belt at checkout, and the cashier looked at the Hurricane and then slowly looked me up and down. I can only imagine what he was thinking. The guy looked just like Ahmadinejad.
I figure he was a devout muslim, and here he is checking out this middle aged white guy with his 40 oz malt liquor and eggs.
So where's Hurricane on that list?