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Old 03-19-2013, 08:58 PM   #55
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Originally Posted by JBKlyde View Post
I'd rather die at the hand of God than live at the hand of the devil...
It could be worse. You could live at the feet of a devil. Devil does not use soap (even though his satanic symbol is rumored to be on Procter and Gamble boxes).

BTW, French devils use perfume to mask their aversion to soap. And four inch heels so that you can die beneath their foot.

Devils don't need big guns. Only their agents do. Ie the cold dead hands of Charlton Heston.

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