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A doctor dies and goes to the waiting room in the sky along with everyone who are being sorted into groups for heaven and hell. Eventually, the doctor is sent to the line for going to heaven.
The doctor looks at the length of the line and walks to the front of it and demands to be put at the front of the line,
"I'm a very impootant doctor, I can't be kept waiting in a line like everyone else."
Saint Peter says, "I'm sorry, in heaven everyone is equal, there's no preferential treatment, you'll just have to wait like everyone else."
Not to brushed off the doctor insists that he be put at the head of the line and demnds to speak with someone else with higher authority.
Saint Peter says, "Sorry, I'm the final arbiter and I say get back to the end of the line and wait your turn."
Just then, a man in a white coat, with a stethoscope walks right past them both and enters the pearly gates.
Incensed, the doctor shouts at St. Peter, "That guy's a doctor and you just let him waltz on in infront of everyone. How come you won't let me in?"
St. Peter says, "That's god, he only thinks he's a doctor."