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Originally Posted by monster
This email I just sent to Hector's teachers and the school secretary about him missing school tomorrow:
Teachers, cc: School Secretay
Hector will not be in school tomorrow (Friday). He has a series of appointments with a team of petrified dihydrogen monoxide specialists, as we previously discussed.
have a great weekend.
Monster
It amuses me greatly  And I am happy he's in a school where I can do this. |
And today, to excuse the boys early from school on Friday:
"They will be attending a conference on regional differences in aggression in female aquatic athletes."
I slay me
