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I like to start asking telemakerters personal questions. Innocuous ones at first, then increasingly more personal. I liked a lot of Jim Florentine's stuff. ACtually, Tom Mabe's call is the best:



Maybe I could work in that old joke about the kid who asks his grandpa to borrow the car and his grandpa asks him if his dick is long enough to touch his own asshole. The kid says, no. Grandpa says, come back and ask me again when it is.

Finally the kid comes back and says his dick is long enough to reach his own asshole and the grandpa says, Good. Now go fuck yourself.