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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

It's a new thing. They can't leave well enough alone. You can't even get regular bubble gum anymore, it has to be Cherry Tropical Smash Face Sponktacular Berry flavor or something.

And we all know what they did to coffee.

So yes, as part of Mrs Obama's initiative to lower child obesity rates, they have replaced a small portion of the nougat with scrambled eggs. They're really not awful, and you feel healthier just eating them.

OK let's not even joke about that shit.