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Dear God,
I am applying for the position of pope. As a lifelong female and atheist, I feel I can lead the church in a whole new direction more inkeeping with the current market. As you will see from my resume, in addition to the leadership skills essential for this position, i have a proven consistency and unwaivering belief that I know will bring strength and hope to those who are questioning.
smooches,
monster
1970-2012 Atheist, good person
2012 Suffered Cryptogenic Ischemic stroke
2013 Still a fucking atheist
reference:
*Flying Spaghetti Monster
*Infinite Monkey
*monster
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
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