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Double-sided tape, a 3M product, a product you can trust, a product made here, in the USA. Available at your local Home Depot. Shop Local, Think Global. Because only YOU can prevent forest fires. Use the buddy system, and don't swim alone. Feed the dog, put out the cat, and turn off the light. Because the monster under your bed can smell fear, and if you pee outside, a seagull will bite off your weewee. Put your brothers baseball glove back where you found it, he has a game tomorrow, and if you lose his glove, I'm gonna crack you one across the ass with this yardstick. Kiss your grandmother goodnight, I don't care that she smells funny, you be nice to her. Uncle Pete's dentures are not a toy, put them back where he had them. I don't care if your father said yes, you are not getting a machete. The red zone is for loading and unloading only.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.
I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.
 
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
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