dunno where you are relative to
Lexington, but they appear to have an asian grocery there, and that's what you need to get durian in these/those parts.
you go get one. sit on a chair in the kitchen and have some durian. close your eyes as you're having a bite, breathe deeply as you eat a piece of that creamy flesh.
then come back here and tell me how far off you find ZenGum's description.