Take a Sabbatical.
Come over here.
I'll tour you London and Oxford. They have enough Merkins that you will feel safe. But we'll be based in Aylesbury. We have no Merkins. You will be strange and exotic and everyone will want to talk to you. It'll be a great recharge for your self-esteem.
Seriously. All you need is the airfare. My family will pick you up, put you u[ and feed you unfamiliar foods. So you might even get weightloss as part of the deal!
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