NOTICE: This post is from the future. Probably Friday night.
V: "Hey Twil! How would you like to see a neat magic trick?"
Twil: "A magic trick? Ok."
V: "I'll need a volunteer from the audience."
Twil: (raises hand)
V: "You there, pretty young lady in the front, come on up here girls."
(insert trick here)...
V: (with my straightest possible face) "Wait, that didn't work out right, let me try that one again."
Twil: (laughing) "Riiiiiight."
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