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Four monks were sitting together in the dining hall and one suggested that they all take a vow of silence. They all agreed and began their observance of silence.
After about 20 minutes the first monk said, "It's been nearly twenty minutes and we haven't said anything."
The next monk said "Hush! we're trying to have a vow of silence."
The third monk, annoyed, snarled, "Would you two please keep it down? It's impossible to be silent with you two jabbering on."
The fourth monk, with a smug expression on his face, said "I'm the only one who hasn't said anything yet."
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