foot, you need to be on stage...the next one out of town. Ba DUM dum.
Seriously, you and I need to go on the road. Yeah, I can be the straight man, i'm actually a good comedic actress when given the opportunity. We'll be rich and famey!
But no shenanigans on the road. I take my comedic work very seriously. I'll not have you blowing all our profits on sex drugs and rock & roll.