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Originally Posted by infinite monkey
YOU try cooking for the entire village hunting party's return. How am I supposed to know how much lard to use when I usually only cook for my brood of 12?
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That's just arithmetic. Divide the number of people in the hunting party by 12 and multiply the result by the amount of lard you normally use and voila!
REAL math always has something spatial hidden away in it, like trying to figure out the area under a curve or those bizzare calculus problems where you are supposed to buy into the concept of X approaching infinity. How the hell do you "approach" infinity, anyhow? And why would you want to?
Or the stupid geometric proofs that almost caused me to drop out of the 10th grade. If I hadn't gotten my Dad to do most of my geometry homework for me, I'd be just another high school dropout standing on a street corner with a sign reading, "Will work for mind altering drugs." Oh wait! I already do that. Never mind.
My point is that it's a well known fact that women have no spatial abilities. Therefore we should stay away from stuff like math and geometry and calculus, and you certainly shouldn't leave camp with any hunting parties. Why, who knows where you might end up wandering off to? Just tend to that cooking fire, woman.
