Here is a great article entitled
"Here's How to Defend Marriage" by Harry Browne which is an amusing and eloquent description of how "marriage" can best be saved. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
When you're done, you also might want to check out another of his articles called
"The Bush Doctrine"... " which is an excellent look at Bush and his policies and how laughable it is when he claims to be a defender of freedom.