Thread: Punchlines!
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Old 10-20-2012, 09:18 PM   #1
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Punchlines!

Why are there no jokes about Jonestown? The Punchline is too long.


This is a thread to post ONLY the punchline of a joke (or multiple jokes) After a suitable length of time, we'll create a list and see how many of us know the joke leading up to the punchlines.

I'll start with a few old standbys:

1) A pig that special, you don't want to eat all at once.

2) Rectum? Damn near killed him.

3) Probably not the same Elephant.
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