How Biden can beat Ryan, in Thursday's big debate:
1) Be different! Have a Biden vs. Biden debate!
2) Slip Ryan a roofie, before the debate!
3) Tell the moderator, his dog ate all his debate notes.
4) Get an earpiece from the secret service, and get coached by a roomful of government and debate experts, live.
5) Pray to St. Jude the Apostle, the patron saint of Lost Causes - REAL hard.
Because Ryan is going to kick Biden's ass!!
