[ZenGum]

So I was having a party, and decided to make it a theme party, and sent out the invitations to say it was a "mood party". Guests were to come dressed as some kind of mood.

So all was going well until two of my Pakistani* friends turned up. They were both naked. One was holding a bowl of custard so that his dick drooped into it, and the other had made a hole in a pear and put his dick through it.

"What the hell moods are you two?" I asked.

"I am deep in despair" said one.

"Yeah, and I am fucking disgusted"


* The accent is necessary for the joke. It could have been Indian, but this joke was originally told to me by a Pakistani.