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Originally Posted by infinite monkey
I need insurance. Multiple part time jobs would be hunky dorey if I were, say, married and on husband's insurance.
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Why didn't you say you just needed insurance! My buddy Rafe has pretty good insurance at the septic tank company. He's been looking for a good woman since his last one ran away. He even has most of his teeth! Do you want me to let him know how desparate you are?
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