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Originally Posted by infinite monkey
I know you've all been waiting for the return of our lord and savior. Since Jebus burned down in June of 2010 it seemed there was a hole in the holy landscape along I-75 near Monroe OH.
But as promised the son of god has returned.
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Matthew 18
From Stinque Zombie Bible
18:1 At the same time came the chosen hoard unto Zombie Jesus, saying, Who is the greatest in the kingdom of the undead?
18:2 And Jesus called a headless zombie unto him, and set him in the midst of them,
18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be turned, and become as headless zombies, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of the undead.
18:4 Whosoever therefore shall numb himself as this headless zombie, the same is fleshiest in the kingdom of the undead.
18:5 And who so shall feed on one such headless zombie in my name feeds on me.
