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True conversations
Amy - "Did you fry your trousers?"
Me - "Pardon?"
Amy - "Did you fry your trousers?"
Me - "No, why?"
Amy - "Oh! Because they look like two ice-creams with custard"
Me - "Wash your face, Maureen!"
Maureen - "Anglo-catholic."
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