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I'd be all for wiring Biff's mouth shut. Also, tie him to a chair and prop his eyes open with toothpicks.
Then I shall dance naked in front of him (scandalous heathen! gasp!) with hundreds of blacks, latinos, displaced workers, and maybe a few Chinese (just 'cause he thinks they're so much better than us and deserve jobs more [see: displaced workers]) and generally shock him and his constituents with my reckless godless abandon and my care for other humans living on this earth who weren't born with a silver spoon up our ass.
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