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Originally Posted by infinite monkey
I say no kids allowed. I like kids, sure, but this isn't that kind of commune.
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I'd be the looker-afterer if you allowed kids. Maybe even the edjumacator.
'Side from that I can cook.
Can't clean worth a damn though, so don't believe me at the interview.
Can sing, but not harmonise.
Don't deal well with conflict.
Can live without TV but need books.
Will not eat bananas or peanuts. Well, perhaps if I am literally starving, but funnily enough I've never experienced that.
Cannot be trusted with the keys to the liquor cupboard.
Am I still being considered?
PS - Sarge, that looks cosy.