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I will address your points in the order you have raised them.

I also don't know what Messianic Judaism is.
I thought America was run by the Jews, so you should be able to tell me. I came to you for help and have been cruelly rebuffed.

I ran out of pancetta and wrapped the final one (untidily) in bacon. You know what that is, you have Irish antecedents.

My Dad calls Boursin, Bourskin. That makes it sound a bit rude. Pancetta looks a bit like what you get after a briss. I told you America was dominated by the Jews, especially the East Coast. Isn't that where Woody Allen lives?

Maureen wouldn't like you. I've kept you apart deliberately and now it is thrown in my face.

I opened the door in my heart for Brianna. I have to wait to see if Trilby is worthy.
Does she even know who I am?