Well, I've read through the thread from the point I left it last night, laughing my tits off the whole way through. I started out thinking I'd respond to this or that funny, but they came too thick and fast.
Ortho, monster, V, in particular have made me all but cry laughing.
Here's my contribution to the thread:
This Ood has a brain in his hand. Your argument is invalid.
Bitter scorn indeed, people.