Lola, I also can't imagine you being a bitch.
But by all means call up and shout at them and get me another one
I was teasing Tiger's kittens with it just the other day and it so fascinated the children I was licky to leave with it still in my possession.
You're welcome, Infi. I thought the wrapping would amuse. I did buy it specifically.
Make sure you wear the medal to work. It's not as effective at hitting people with as a real one (or so I hear given the weight) but it might make them realise what they have.
BTW I would like to protest the thread title.
I'm not Dear, I'm Reasonably Priced.